Alright, so this is my first roast and I really want to make it a good one. So, I am roasting about Cheyenne Rosemarie Adam. Let me start out by saying me and this girl used to be very close, very. I learned a lot from her, like not to trust pathetic bitches every again and that you are as fake as your boobs. She ruined the life of her ex-boyfriend because she is a self-centered bitch. (I feel like I am gonna use the word Bitch a lot.) I let this girl borrow things from me expecting to get the things back, oh no. She still owes me Fifty dollars. See, I let her borrow Kingdom Hearts 2, and I bought that shit when it was brand fucking new, and she "lost" it. So, since a year ago she still owes me that money. Any who, I tell this girl that I hate her about two times a week. I like to be real and I like to let people know I hate them. I send her "I hate you" and she replied with either ":)", "You also", or "Cool". I ALWAYS reply with "Just know I am totally serious with hating you." Not in those words but something like that. She lies a lot about her life to make people like her. When I was friends with her she used me for things and payback for her boyfriend. People honestly thought me and her were fucking, serious people, I am gay. I would not tap that even if I was straight. She has been around the corner a few times and I swear she is proud of it. I just hate this bitch. She thinks she is cool and honestly, she isn't. She pretends to have liver problems...mhm...from what? Drinking? You barley drink you dumb twat. It's probably because you have been fucked to much. Her family calls her sister the brains of the family, I wonder what see got? Manipulation? Bimbo-itius? She uses people and claims a million people as their best friends. She is worse than a person claiming children on their food stamps. I remember that she was Wiccan, what she knew about it: nothing. I was Wiccan for a few months. I knew more in that few months then she probably knew. I dated a Wicca and I learned a lot from him and I can tell you that Cheyenne did not know anything. "Blair Witch Project 2" was just your favorite movie because you saw a nude chick. She tries to make people like her by lying, the only person I seen lie as bad as her is a Nazi. She sleeps with peoples best friends behind their back and then still sleeps with the other person. I just hate sleazy sluts. But, she did teach me good things like: do not hang out with Amazons, don't believe people easy, take advantage of situations, and how to fake cry in a court house. When she was getting a restraining order on her ex-boyfriend she cried, faking it, and her mother and her lied about EVERYTHING. There was no baseball bat, and if there was one involved it was probably being used a vibrator. Everyone talks behind this girls back and she still doesn't not know why people hate her and why she cannot keep a friend or a best friend. She is worse than a possum, a dead one. There is no comparison. I rather be friends with the dead possum. I would take that possum out on a date than go on one with her, because that possum wouldn't start drama. Song that explains her is "Backstabber" - Ke$ha. Well, there you have it. My first Roast.
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