Brandon Bacon, eh. Let me just start by saying that I do not hate nor do I like this person. There are some people in this world that I just do not want to see happy, and this is on of them. (You'll find out more of them as this "Roast" thing goes on.) Well, the first thing about Brandon that pisses me off the most is his face. Yes, his face. If it just me or not, but he looks like a down syndrome person. That's not a good thing. I told him that he looks like that to me and he comes back with calling me a Gleek. That's not a comeback nor do I take offense when someone calls me a Gleek. I can change being a Gleek, you can not change looking mentally stupid. On the subject of stupid...He dropped out of school in ninth grade because, this is what he told me back then; because he didn't want to be in school and he couldn't handle the drama. I survived High school and I basically was a drama kid... not good drama like the class, but Drama like the real thing. I'm a survivor and if I can do it, down syndrome can also. He reminds me of Syndrome from "The Incredibles". He has the same kind of whack up hair in that picture above and he is just plain stupid. Brandon's super hero name is "Down Syndrome". He's now in G.E.D. school. That's good, I guess. He had a job and quit after a week because he couldn't handle working three hours for three days. He says it was killing his social life? Mhm, he never went out and did anything, so please elaborate that social life. He also says I start shit, Yes I do, but at least I say my shit to his face... or try to since he never goes out. Everyone knows I have a problem with people and he is one of them. Yes, I am a BITCH. Oh, There is this thing that Brandon has a problem with, he can not let go of the past. He cannot let go of the fact I cheated on him almost two years ago and he cannot get over his ex boyfriend who obviously doesn't want him. He says I am a whinny person... Brandon is the king of gloom and depression. I would imagine him to like pain and suffering but when he got his snake bites he took them out after a week because they hurt and he wanted to eat. That boy needs to eat. Anyways... From this I would say Brandon Bacon is a sissy flamer. The end.
